Funny Girl

This email questionnaire just cracked me up. I had to put it on my blog, even though I've spotlighted the author, Corrie Angelo, before in my newsletter. Here ya go...

"Hey all, you know me and my dad like to goof off with these lists, but the questions are always the same old same old...everytime I get one of these emails it never changes...so, I added a few more at the end to change it up..They are in bold..."



1. What time is it? It's high time you bought a watch



2 . What is your full name? Corrie Ann Miniel-Angelo when I feel like being a bit more liberal....Dodie to Nick...Bug to my mom and dad, Corpella to Jill, Corrie Snorrie to Aunt Jannette, MA! to my kids, Corrie the Great to everyone else



3. What are you most afraid of? Being attacked by a massive variety of insects...oh wait, that has already happened, so I guess nothing.



4. What is the most recent movie that you have seen in a theater? I took my Dad on a date for his birthday to see The Departed....great flick, keeps you guessing and provides a few slightly uncomfortable sex scenes to endure with a parent sitting next to you....leave it to Scorsese!



5. Have you ever seen a ghost? It's highly possible. It's also highly possible that I am lying to you right now....I guess we will never know



6. Where were you born? On a hospital bed in a hospital room located in Panorama City, California. Fun Fact- Corrie and Nick Miniel were both born at 10:10 in the am....a coincidence that has no hard evidence, yet my mother swears by it....Craig doesn't believe me.

7. Ever been to Alaska? No, but I know people who do live there so I could totally bunk with them if I do decide to go and get free room and board. Tracey, I like my chocolate hot, and my snow white. Can we go Moose tipping? I'm not going all the way to Alaska unless I can tip a moose.

8. Ever been toilet papering? Yes, my parents took me and my friends toilet papering for a few summers in a row. Yes, you read that right, MY PARENTS took me and my friends. Mom? Were you guys drunk?


9. Loved someone so much it made you cry? No


10. Been in a serious car accident? I was just kidding about #9 peoples! I have been in a few accidents but never seriously hurt. Fun Fact- at age 12 I was in a accident with my family and during my physical they found out I had scoliosis, so the moral is that sometimes accidents happen for a reason, like discovering your back is crooked.


11. Do you plan to have any more Children? Yes



12. Favorite day of the week? I am just kidding to question #11...Craig, Nick, Mom, and Dad...take a few minutes to just breathe and relax, I was only joking. I figured out what was causing that and I quit. Favorite day of the week...hmmm, I like Sunday nights :)



13. Favorite Restaurant? I cannot possibly choose, this is an unfair question. I have yet to eat overlooking the Italian country side, or at a pub in England, or oceanside in Greece. So ask me this after I eat in Ireland, and I will tell you.





14. Favorite Flower? Calle lily, it will always be a calle lily...any color



15. Favorite Color? Reddish orange



16. Favorite sport to watch? Don't judge me, but I love watching curling...something about people casually sliding stones across ice and brushing a path with brooms is so exciting! I'm pretty sure I'd be good at it, so if anyone wants to start a team here then I'm game. I also like watching Brandon Webb earn the Cy Young award...D-backs baby


17. Favorite Drink? Last time I said Absinthe, and the time before that I said sweet vermooth on the rocks with a twist, but I changed my mind to my mom's margarita's and chocolate martini's with a straw...:)



18. Favorite Ice Cream? I prefer gelato



19. Favorite fast food restaurant? I like McDonald's because I like to fill my belly with trans fats, cow poop, chicken fillers, artificial flavors and about ten teaspoons of sugar per soda I drink. Me no likey fast food...JUST SAY NO!!!



20. What color is your bedroom carpet? Lately the color of Chuy's pee...shame on him



21. How many times did you fail your driver's test? I failed it one time. I guess you are not allowed to back up over a curb during the test. They fail you for that.



22. Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail? From Miss Hillary Owens! Dental Lab Tech extraordinaire!



23. What do you do when you are bored? I like to play Russian Roulette, clean the toilets and showers, listen to hard core rap, play ding dong ditch with my neighbors, dust my mini blinds and take time to fill these emails out. Actually, I haven't been bored since October 9, 1994. The first 5 people to email me back on why I stopped being bored on that date will receive a complimentary email back from me.



24. What time is your bedtime? Around the time when my eyes slowly close and don't open for at least a couple of hours



25. Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest? Me, I just might want to fill this out again



26. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? Me, on second thought I don't want to fill it out again.



27. Who is the person that you are most curious to see their answers? Hillary....shhhh, your my favorite, don't tell the others

28. Favorite TV shows? The Simple Life with Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton, Chaos with Brittany Spears and K-Fed, now that is just good television......Naw, I love The Office and I love Survivor because my kids jump in bed with me every Thursday night to watch it and one day Talia will be on it and win her momma a million smackers



29. What are you mose greatful for? Besides the obvious.....words written on a page



30. What are you listening to right now? Bella breathing



31. How many pets do you have? Since we got rid of our armadillo family and our flying squirrels we only have 3 dogs, 2 birds, 10 fish and a partridge in a pear tree.



32. Which came first the chicken or the egg? That is for me to know and you to find out



33. What would you like to accomplish before you die? Nothing....I already saw Neil Diamond live in concert, so that takes care of that.



34. How many people are you sending this e-mail to? No one



35. What is your favorite book? To Kill a Mockingbird....Fun Fact- I have read it 6 times and still have my original high school copy



36. If you had a boat, what would you name it? The Atticus Finch....the first 5 people to email me back and tell me who Atticus Finch is will win my respect and probably be added to my christmas card list for this year.



37. Name 3 places you would rather be right now. In Italy, at the Kinglseys, and at Cathy Chan's Sushi bar in Lancaster California, watching a broadway play in new york, at the Louvre in Paris, sorry that was more than 3.



38. Name 3 people you would like to have lunch with. Harry Potter ( I know he's not real, but the question wasn't very specific), Neil Diamond, and Craig Angelo.



39. What has been your favorite vacation/trip? Water skiing at Lake Buena Vista....age 15. Good Times.



40. Where did you have your first kiss and who was it with? In line on Splash Mountain at Disneyland with Kevin Tarwater. Yes dad, that skinny little stringy guy with a big head. What was I thinking?



41. If you changed your name what would it be? Ruby....beautiful...you could call me Rubes, or Ruby dooby. But I like Corrie, it's different.



42. Favorite movie/actor/actress. Fiddler on the roof, Daniel Day-Lewis, Laura Linney



43. Pick a car, any car. I love those little mini coopers....I would honk my little horn at everyone and take my kids to and fro one at a time cause we wouldn't all fit.



44. Favorite song? And The Grass Won't Pay No Mind by Neil Diamond. That's right, I said it. Jealous?



45. What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to own a bookstore in Tuscany, become a Eukanuba Dog Show judge, and be hired to see all Cirque Du Soleil shows and then give them my opinion, although I don't think that last one is even a real job.